Period Woes

I am a bundle of nerves wrapped in feelings and dipped in anger.
It is so exhausting that I want to run and hide, but I can't. I shan't! 

Can anyone else feel themselves ovulate? Is that just me?
I am due to start my period again days before I head to Disney World.
How is that even fair, someone tell me?
Do you tend to make bad decisions when PMSing?
Has anyone else tried menstrual discs? What about the cups?
I have tried both and the discs win, every time. Thoughts?
How much spaghetti do you think I could eat during period week?
Am I asking too many rhetorical questions?
Is this even considered a blog post?

Welp, I am posting it anyway.